"I only recognize one of them,
so they don't have ears."

Well, that may not make a single
ounce of sense, but I really wish
that I didn't have a mouth, most
days. I always say that politics
make me throw up. Well, guess what?
They really did this time.

Okay, it was probably the cheap
vodka, the vicodin, and the weed.
But pretending's okay.