it was 5:00AM, i had one hour to sleep
before i was to be rudely awaken. i sat,
staring at the Webster's New Deluxe Desk
Reference Library, placed in the far right
corner of my desk. i wondered what it would
be like to crawl inside of a thesaurus. so,
that is just what i did. there were so many
words that i got lost, somewhere between
dysfunction and ordeal. my mission was to
find the synonym for the word "thesaurus".
i never found it.